[#radcliffe IRC Quotefile #1]

[DrNerdware] People usually get what's coming to them...unless it was mailed.

[Clarky_The_Great] i know whats happening, but reality seems to keep a different opinion of events to me.

[Bairy] i've never understood how c__t is an insult
[Bairy] I mean, it's a beautiful thing, that most men want to shove their cock into
[Bairy] Who'd want their cock in clarky?

[DrNerdware] Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.

[TiggsPanther] And talking of irritating things....
[Bairy] *burp*

[DrNerdware] a picture is worth a thousand words but some pictures are worth several years in prison

[Bairy] search for sx
[Bairy] when typing one handed, no one can be arsed to type the full wrd

[19:36] * TiggsPanther has just dyed his hair
[Bairy] which hair <whiiiiiiiine>

[DrNerdware] Contrary to popular belief, Unix is very user friendly.
[DrNerdware] It just happens to be very selective about who it's friends are.

[DrNerdware] a whole year with no more cock-ups? wot are the chances?
[Bairy] pretty f<beep>king slim I reckon

[Kanzler] Mathew Kellys house in Sri Lanka was raided by cops............found loads of Disney films
[Kanzler] sick bastard!
[Bairy] sad bastard

[Bairy] A news programme is a programme that starts with the words "Good evening" then proceeds to tell you why it isn't

[TiggsPanther] I'm an adult by law, NOT by choice.

[23:40] * chuffin slaps TiggsPanther around with a large sledge hammer
[23:40] *** Ender was kicked by Bairy (need a non-op volunteer, thanks for offering)

[Bairy] I suppose you could get away with Chuffin in <any boys name>
[Bairy] please don't qutoe me
[Bairy] please don't quite me
[Bairy] please don't said I say that

[Bairy] Bairy: so many puns, so little talent

[Bairy] I have got 90 mins to create a flyer which'll take 30 mins, do bills which'll take 30 mins, oh and print 150 envelopes which'll take 2 hours

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[22:33] [Kanzler] i blame Israel (i bet american bombs me for saying that)
[22:33] [Kanzler] i no longer blame Israel (american told me to say that)
[22:33] [Kanzler] i blame Iraq (american paid me to say that)
[22:34] [Kanzler] i blame ender (bairy told me to say that)
[22:35] [Kanzler] i killed the conversation (i did that)

[DrNerdware] waxing gibbous, whatever that means
[Bairy] wasn't he in that michael jackson documentry?
[DrNerdware] I would've thought so
[DrNerdware] hey, son! wax my gibbous for me
[Bairy] ok bend over

[Kanzler] The Iraqi War is just like Reality TV, 100s of camera angles
[Kanzler] lets hope Jade doesnt appear

[Bairy] who's got winxp?
[Ender] winxp!
[Kanzler] who's stupid enough to use winxp
[Ender] os[Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[3h 1m 40s] cpu[1-Intel P3 Celeron (Cu), 764MHz, 128KB (27% Load)] mem[Usage: 216/255MB (84.71%) [||||||||--]]